Dear Sir/Madam We regret to inform that your Visa/Mastercard secure has been set off because to many attendings, and we beleive that others were ussing your details. Please download the attach to reactivate the account.
[I believe the correct answer to this is f*ck in the general direction of off, you miserable thieving b*stards. "Ussing" my details were they? I think not.]
